Dwight Schrute

He’s much better than my old Pep-Pep!

#1 song alltime 150%skill stalin’d on

ALL THIS LOVE SAVED UP FOR NOTHIN, RAINBOW STALIN

IN YOUR TANKTOP, RAINBOW STALIN

ALL THIS LOVE, RAINBOW STALIN~

In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.

Courtesy of Pam Halpert.

The notorious (and not to mention, incorrectly named) “Quad desk.”

How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless… insatiable.

MICHAEL! Jim put my stapler in Jell-O again!